A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow
droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this !%%#....!" exclaimed the eager
salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady ___________________________________________________________________ A Phone Call From Daddy
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy said, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
[Brief Pause]
"Uh, OK, then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"OK, Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."
"O my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
[Long Pause]
[Longer Pause]
Then Daddy said, "Swimming pool? Wait a minute ... Is this 6712588257?" _______________________________________________________________ Tattoo On Penis
A
young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name
tattooed on his penis, her name was WENDY and the tattoo was done while
the penis was erected. All you could see was W Y when it's not.
Shortly after the couple was married, they went honeymooning in
Jamaica. The man was in the gents, and standing next to him was a
Jamaican man who also had W Y on his penis.
The American said to him, "Oh is your girl named WENDY too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY." _______________________________________________________________ WAHAHAHAHA. =D
